bEnno
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21st April 1987
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Thursday, April 1, 2010,2:51 PM
PRISON VS WORK
in prison:
you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
at work:
you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
in prison:
you get 3 meals a day for free.
at work:
you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it yourself.
in prison:
you get time off for good behavior.
at work:
you get rewarded for good behavior with MORE work
in prison:
a guard locks and unlocks the door for you.
at work:
you must carry around a security card and unlock all the doors yourself.
in prison:
you can watch TV and play games.
at work:
you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
in prison:
you get your own toilet.
at work:
you have to share toilet.
in prison:
they allow your family and friends to visit.
at work:
you can not even speak to your family or friends.
in prison:
all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
at work:
you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
Which one sounds better? Prison or Work??
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??
. . . . . . . . . . .. KILL YOUR GAWDDAMN BOSS NOW!!!!!!
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Monday, March 1, 2010,10:06 AM
Hello folks,
CNY is finally over!! But, its gonna be HELL for me for 2 friggin' months.
why?
for every Thur, Sat & Sun i will be having lessons.
for every Wed, i will be having exams
and this will contiuously be on-going for 2 months. FML ttm please . . .
anyway, some interesting peekcherrs to share.
A Programmer's Life . . .
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and a bit of math question.
They say only people with an IQ with 120 and over are able to figure this out.
If:
2 + 3 = 10
7 + 2 = 63
6 + 5 = 66
8 + 4 = 96
Then:
9 + 7 = ????
HAVE FUN! Can Solve??? hahaha
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Tuesday, February 2, 2010,9:39 PM
recieved this from an email and i thought it was funny! cute illustrations.
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Wednesday, January 27, 2010,10:53 AM
got this from an email. pretty interesting joke. ENJOY!
The Husband Store....
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where any woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!!!
You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband…
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking..
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
Women are seriously indeed very hard to please!
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Tuesday, January 26, 2010,3:51 PM
Dear fishybenno,
Sorry to have abandon you for 4 months. Finally, i took the liberty to blog again! LOL. been really really lazy to blog because there aint any interesting things to blog about. yah i know my blog is bOooOOrinGggGg!!
Anyway, life has been pretty monotoneous for the past 3 or 4 months. Got a job at software company call SAGE, selling an assurance plan (Sage Cover Renewal Plan) to exisiting customers. Thanks to my NS buddies Thomas&Weihong for introducing this job to me.
Sales hasnt been good at all because its so gawddamn hard to sell. sighhh, no sales, no money! But there are many advantages to this job. You can be late for work and nobody will scold you. You can go for smoke breaks or tea breaks anytime! Most importantly, you can Facebook the whole f**king day! LOL. isnt it good?
Hmm.. i found a new leisure -> PRAWNING! Been prawining with Haoyang and gang lately and i swear i am addicted to it. Prawning at Bishan was really awwsum! the way you "play" with the poor lil prawns and hooked them. and at the end of the day, BBQ and eat! SINFUL I KNOW.
am so sorry to all those prawns that i'd killed and ate. SORRY *sadface*
sorry folks, i know this is a super wordy post with no pictures at all. promise to blog something ore interesting the next time.
Good Bye fishybenno!
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Monday, September 21, 2009,8:00 PM
this post is specially dedicated to in memories of :
Gerald Chia.
he was drown for about 2 days while working as a commercial diver.
he was a good man, an excellent soldier.
he was young, only 21. handsome and hardworking.
despite the tattoos on his body, he potrait no ahbeng image.
he was my friend, my campmate.
R.I.P Gerald, you will be deeply missed.
more details of the news at http://www.straitstimes.com/Breaking%2BNews/Singapore/Story/STIStory_432542.html OR today's Straits Times
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