bEnno
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Monday, September 21, 2009,8:00 PM
this post is specially dedicated to in memories of :
Gerald Chia.
he was drown for about 2 days while working as a commercial diver.
he was a good man, an excellent soldier.
he was young, only 21. handsome and hardworking.
despite the tattoos on his body, he potrait no ahbeng image.
he was my friend, my campmate.
R.I.P Gerald, you will be deeply missed.
more details of the news at http://www.straitstimes.com/Breaking%2BNews/Singapore/Story/STIStory_432542.html OR today's Straits Times
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Friday, September 4, 2009,4:47 AM
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 , and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0 , NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1 .
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
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DEAR DESPERATE ,
First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 . Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta .
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck! ,
Tech Support
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Sunday, August 23, 2009,6:16 PM
sorry guys! was busy mugging for exams lately thus explaining the entry-less blog.
now that exams are finally over, am super bored and on slacker-mode. so i decided to clear and tidy my room.
and check out what i'd found...
a huge carton of soft toys and display figures. i remembered i packed all these stuffs before i was enlisted, and after 3 long years i finally opened it again. they still look damn effing new. haha. by the way, i did not buy all these stuffs. it was all gifts from friends.
check out my collection of Nokia phones! haha. i still keep the boxes. cool right?
and i found this small circular box which contain gifts and letters of encouragement from all my sec sch teachers before the major "O" level exams. YES I KNOW THEY ARE SUPER NICE! how i wish i am back in sec school again.. those days.... ....
remember those sec 1 and 2 days where you pass stupid silly gossip letters around during & after class?? i was so surprised that i actually have 1 show box FULL of these letters. LOLLL!! and yes i did not throw them away, am still gonna keep them.
to think of it now, i realise how silly and retard i was in the past. hahaha.. all the gan-jiejie, gan-meimei, gan-didi thingy.. aww man!! am fortunate that i have grown up, for that matter! hahahaha.
and finally.. this is specially dedicated to Jo Eng...
i seriously have not effing ideal how i got these 2 photos. Nevertheless, here they are, your beautiful face Jo... i know you love'em!
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Wednesday, August 5, 2009,1:50 AM
the following post you are about to read might make you fuming mad after reading it. so please control your emotions.
its lengthly, but do take your time to finish reading it. i can't believe such shallow-minded souls exsist sia!
i got really fucking angry after reading it.
A Netizen who claimed to be a mother of two girls made a post in an online forum recently, demanding that NS men be banned from taking public buses because they are dirty and smelly.
The post drew furore from other forum members, who have called the poster insensitive and disrespectful towards NS men.The Netizen, who goes by the username JusticeLegal, described an unpleasant bus ride on 10 July which prompted her to propose the ban.
JusticeLegal said that she was bringing her children home from Downtown East when a group of "army boys" boarded the bus with them. The NS men were sweaty and smelled, and soon the Netizen's daughters were "making sick faces" at her.
The Netizen proposed that SAF ban soldiers from taking the bus, reasoning that the pay NS men get should be enough to pay for taxi rides.She also said that the soldiers, having just returned to Singapore from Tekkong, might have contacted "germs and viruses" and might spread the diseases to others.
Calling the NS men "smelly green things", JusciceLegal said in her post that her two daughters should be spared the eyesore.If she had a grandson in the future, the Netizen said that she would teach him to be a responsible citizen and take a cab, or wait for her to fetch him.
The forum thread, which has since attracted some 900 replies, was started on 17 July. A large majority of replies expressed anger at JusticeLegal's comments with many saying that the Netizen should at least recognize the contributions of NS men.
Quote: JusticeLegal -
I thank you all so much for reply. I think I just express myself honestly only and how I feel. Don’t mean harm. But truly I feel NS Boy is smelly and it affects the bus ride. This is the truth I stand. Each one of us can have our own view. I cannot force you to spray perfume or stay in Tekong. But I hope you all seriously take my suggestion. Good for all Singaporeans. Anyway STOMP people also bo liao. Simple thing blow until like that, Must be all NS boy who got smell and cannot have ego to admit. It is heart breaking as a mother with young children to see such remark and behaviour. Hope you all learn to behave and be guai.
Actually I not against NS boys. They defend our nation but defense is not only defense of land but also defend citizen from germs. Knowing they so smeely and dirty, the least they can do is to either bathe clean clean or dun take bus but take taxi. Taxi is not expensive for their pay and they dun visit prostitute sure can afford it one. Anyway for those of you who question my husband contribution to our nation, without him creating ideas for our nation we all no job also. He from foreign land has fresh idea which we all short sighted cannot see. So his contribution even better than people like Ah Chia who only know how to *censored*. Anway back to point, ns boy also quite petty. Yesterday i take bus got a ns boy offer seat to me and my girl. I grateful lah but I scare he dirty mah so I use wet tissue to clean the chair first then seat down. he stare at me like want to kill me lidat. come on la I dun kao peh he smelly and dirty already why he still behave lidat…he so fierce make my daughter cry somemore. Feellike reporting his name to BMTC or SAF to complain he not nice to woman and children. Do you all know the SAF hotline that I can call?
Thank you for your reply to topic. Really glad to see parn and Nikar support me in this issue. I am sure all of us here agree that NS boy are smelly when they book out. Mode of transportation still debatable. But I stand firm they take taxi not bus cause they not only smelly but may be carrying known virus like AIDs or maybe boar flu. This very dangerous to rest of us Singaporean. As to why I don’t take cab, I want to save my hubby money. He work so hard in this country, it is the least I can do for him. And my kids like buses also. Anyway my poor girl was recovering but bobian last night got to go whitesand to buy things then see all the ns boy again. She start to cry say all the smeely green monster coming to catch her again. In my heart I ache like anything. If they Why SAF allow all these boys book out smeely dirty lidat. Make my little princess so scared. take taxi or stay in tekong all the way all these won’t happen. and we won’t get funny virus. maybe increase in malaria due to ns boy book out. I heard got increase in malaria in singapore. most likely due to ns boy book out spread to us. actually parn idea of give them air con bus good idea. save us and benefit them. hope all ns boy here will tell your officer to get bus for you and you all pool money together to get the bus. really we all tax payer sponser your food and gun heavy toll on us. I guess this is minimum you all can do.
We pay tax to maintain army boy they should use the pay to take taxi and go home. So many of them no money because they spend on prostitute and get AIDS then when seat on bus they cut themselves and spread AIDS to us. That is why taxi better. Somemore Singapore got more non ns boy than ns boy. So majority should take bus. They minority nd smelly should take taxi. make sense mah
"It is heart breaking as a mother with young children to see such remark and behaviour. Hope you all learn to behave and be guai."
I THINK IT IS EVEN MORE HEART BREAKING AS YOUR DAUGHTER TO HAVE SUCH A SHALLOW AND FREAK MINDED MOTHER!
JUST FUCK OFF!
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Tuesday, July 21, 2009,6:12 PM
i received an email titled KINDERGARDEN BOOK IN GERMANY which i thought it was really interesting.
so i decided to share. there are only pictures.
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Friday, July 17, 2009,11:20 PM
KELINE WOO GOT PWNED BY BENNO LIM!! TOTALLY
there she goes, truefully believing me that i am finally attached with a hawt girl i know in the MRT. zomg Keline, am so sorry ah!! hahaha
i was so damn right bored yesterday that i decided to change my status to "In a Relationship" and seconds after, Keline msn-ed me asking me who is the "girl".
and so.. here is the whole conversation. (i got permission from her to blog this)
Keline. says:
BENNO
WHO SIOL
NVR SHARE
bEnno says:
LOL!!!!!!
aiyah
someone you dont know de
Keline. says:
tell mee!!
bEnno says:
shes awesome!
hawt~
Keline. says:
whre where
show me
bEnno says:
she got no fb leh
Keline. says:
how u noe her one
how can it be! she got no fb meh
bEnno says:
nope
hmm
i knew her at some random place
Keline. says:
where!!
bEnno says:
MRT
LOL!!
Keline. says:
wow!
tell me about it!
bEnno says:
was going to school one day
then i saw this really cute girl at the train
cant stop staring at her
and she caught me too
Keline. says:
uh huh
bEnno says:
then we exchanges glances lah
so i finally took up my courage to ask for her number
Keline. says:
zomg!!
so coool
HIAKHIAKZZ
THEN
how old?
bEnno says:
shes same age as you lor
studying in NP
Keline. says:
what sch!
ohhh
name?
how long have u guys done each other siol
bEnno says:
done each other???
no we havent do anything yet!
Keline. says:
SORRY
I MEAN
KNOWN**
bEnno says:
LOL!!!!!
3 weeks only leh
Sherry is the name
Keline. says:
then together liao
MUAHAHAHHAHA
cool shit
bEnno says:
yup
awww
we'll take pictures tgt soon okay?
then i show you
Keline. says:
yayerss!!
ask her create fb lah
what course
bEnno says:
something like mine!
Keline. says:
mass comm?
bEnno says:
multimedia in video and audio productions
nope not mass comm
Keline. says:
ohh what sec sch?
bEnno says:
never ask
Keline. says:
what
u dunno ur girlf's sec sch -.-
bEnno says:
wah lau..
impt meh
Keline. says:
lol LOL
a bit funny ma
bEnno says:
ohh she stays in bukit panjang
Keline. says:
oh quite near u la
bEnno says:
where got near
ok lah compare to woodlands
its nearer
LOL
Keline. says:
yeah TRUE
LOL
bEnno says:
=DDD
she play L4D too!!!!!!
hahaha
Keline. says:
HAHAHAH NICEE!!
WHAT CCA ONE
bEnno says:
volleyball!
Keline. says:
cool siol
bEnno says:
hell yeah!!
and TMD she smell nice
LOVE IT
Keline. says:
ahha
all guys like girls who smell nice
bEnno says:
totally agree
LOL
keline ahh..
i tell you something
but..
promise not to get mad?
Keline. says:
okkk
u lie to me right
bEnno says:
YOU TOTALLY GOT DIGGED!
LOL
Keline. says:
nnb
HAHHAAHAHAHA
bEnno says:
HAHAHAHAHA
Keline. says:
STUPID BENNO
bEnno says:
ZOMG
Keline. says:
CHEAT MY FEELINGS
DAMN HEARTBROKEN NOW
bEnno says:
you really believe
Keline. says:
HAHAHHAHA
bEnno says:
omg omg
NOOOOOOO keline!!
Keline. says:
YA LAH I RLLY BELIEVE LEH
bEnno says:
sorry sorry
am just too bored lah
Keline. says:
wa lao ehhh
sibei sian
tsk
bEnno says:
hahahahaha
Keline. says:
u go see my fb
bEnno says:
saw a cute girl on train
get her number
BENNO WHERE GOT SUCH COURAGE SIA
KELINE!!!!
and there you have it, the EPIC conversation.
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Monday, July 13, 2009,6:00 PM
okay, my blog is officially DEAD!
sorry folks. pardon me for not blogging for the longest time. because i seriously have nothing to blog about. plus, this stupid blogger is giving me problems. pictures are so hard to upload nowadays.
been really really bored these days until i went to re-watched Gossip Girl (Season 1) and Heroes (all seasons) again. These 2 are the best american dramas series i've watched so far. The rest simple just SUCKED!
and guess what? my school toilet smell like mothballs!
mothballs are like free-of-charge. the cleaners literally SPAM as many mothballs as they can into the urinator. check out the picture.
so colour-colour.
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